all that candy cane you got, it doesn't equal sweet when you're just plain not

[erika]

Text conversation a few hours ago:

panda: I have a present for u, remind me cuz I will forget 7:24 PM

Me: you have a present for me 7:24 PM
Me: DONE 7:24 PM

panda: Haha you are a rockstar. How are you so good at life? :P 7:25 PM

Me: putting that shit on DW right now, bb, 'cause that's how i roll 7:26 PM

panda: Unsurprised 7:27 PM

Is she also unsurprised I didn't actually get it up until 5 1/2 hours later? Spoiler: PROBABLY.

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[enemyofperfect]

True story: this is the only way I can reliably remind anyone of anything, ever.