Since we're on the subject

My little brother wins at life:

Bro: Today is a good day... to watch a movie.
Me: That's like what a klingon would say, except they would say "to die." Maybe they hadn't invented movies.
Bro: Klingons? Weren't they scavengers?
Me: <gasp of horror> NO.

pause

Me: Maybe you're thinking of the Ferengi? Guys with big ears?
Bro: Like George Bush?

Cue tears of joy over having raised such a perfect being.