after the boys of summer have gone

On a weird note, what the hell is with today?!

Is it DTMFA* Day and no one told me?!

THAT'S NOT FAIR. IF IT'S DTMFA DAY, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME. YOU CAN'T JUST SPRING SHIT LIKE THAT ON ME.

Anyone want to make it a triple crown/hat trick and have me give very logical, reasoned arguments for hours on why they need to DTMFA?

Seriously, you really can, since apparently it's DTMFA Day.

* Dump The MotherFucker Already.

when i focus i never miss

I just did 3 shots of vodka while listening to Eye of the Tiger the loudest I've ever had my speakers.

I could explain, but I'm a motherfucking winner, that's all you need to know.