bright lights, TV screen (you think it's all for show, but this is just the only way i know)

Okay, so I hate youtube videos. I mean, I really hate them. A LOT. I hate them with a hatred I reserve for a very few things, and I can really only think of one thing/person I hate more, and that would be my older brother. (True, but irrelevant!)

VE can attest to this: the poor man keeps sending me shit and I'm like "I'm never going to look at this, because I hate youtube, and also FUCK YOU," but he doesn't take a hint well (funny because it's true!) so he keeps sending them.

However, this particular video is something that truly has to be seen to be ... uh... fully experienced, I guess, since I am pretty sure you will believe me when I tell you:

THIS IS SOME EPIC SHIT HERE. WATCH IT. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.

IF YOU MISSED IT EARLIER: THIS IS THE LINK. CLICK ON IT.

My sincerest apologies if you are like me and hate youtube videos with a passion like I do, a beautiful hot fierce burning passion, so I'mma give you something to make the traumatic experience worth it.

This man, this glorious, beautiful, wonderful human being, has RE-IMAGINED EPISODE I (yes, that's Star Wars Episode I, as the prequels, as in 'those pieces of shit that never happened, much like there is only one Matrix movie and the ending of 'Cruel Intentions' was very very happy, thank you)——where was I?

RE-IMAGINED EPISODE I AS A GOOD MOVIE. AS A GOOD MOVIE, PEOPLE. AS A GOOD MOVIE.

I didn't even know this was possible, and now it's here, and I love it. Almost as much as I fucking hate youtube videos.

So say we all.

(Note: At this point I probably don't even need to say it, but this is totally now my head-canon.)