here's how i feel: just want a girl as cool as kim deal
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010 08:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
erikaFacebook thinks I'm a lesbian. Judging by the ads it's showing me, anyway.
Golden Javier quotes:
'There are two hot dogs on the stove.'
"Where would I be without you, Javier?"
"Somewhere way lamer."
And yesterday when I said he should leave his bike at school overnight instead of me driving home with it in the trunk, he said "I could, but I don't want it to learn bad habits and start hanging out with the other bikes that are here overnight, all neglected by their riders."
So I hand in my rough outline on the speech I'm giving next week on Major Depression, and my teacher hands back his 'constructive criticisms'.
His first sentence? "Where to start?"
I'm not even kidding you.
Golden Javier quotes:
'There are two hot dogs on the stove.'
"Where would I be without you, Javier?"
"Somewhere way lamer."
And yesterday when I said he should leave his bike at school overnight instead of me driving home with it in the trunk, he said "I could, but I don't want it to learn bad habits and start hanging out with the other bikes that are here overnight, all neglected by their riders."
So I hand in my rough outline on the speech I'm giving next week on Major Depression, and my teacher hands back his 'constructive criticisms'.
His first sentence? "Where to start?"
I'm not even kidding you.
