Let's keep the screaming and the fighting and the crying to a minimum.

[erika]

I have a pilonidal cyst.

(Don't google it; you don't really want to know.)

OMW to the ER (after my phone finishes syncing) before the pain gets any worse.

Could my body be any more fucked up? (Please don't answer that in the affirmative, as it can fucking hear you and magically give itself diabetes or some shit.)

Comments

[blueberry_ash]

.......good luck? Ugh, I honestly can't think of anything better to say than that. *winces for you*

[pinesandmaples]

That sounds ridiculously terrible. I hope the doctors and nurses were able to bring about some swift resolution and pain solutions for you.

[erika]

They were! Thank you so much for your good wishes.