fragility: the other white meat

[erika]

erika in meat space:

frankly, I think doing shit like slapping Trav on the ass and telling him to keep looking pretty 'cause math isn't his strong suit is HILARIOUS.

For example, earlier he was complaining that his legs were still sore today from doing his new workout routine yesterday, and I said 'but think about how much I'll enjoy looking at your ass!'

Then I said, 'if it makes you feel better I'll pick up Teyla's poop (we were on a walk because I've dragged him into playing Wizards Unite, aka Pokemon Go for Harry Potter, drop your code in the comments if you want) and then he said

'Nah, I can still bend from the waist' and I said,
'no no no, that's indecorous, think about all the eyes that'll be on your butt if you do that!'

(I find stuff like that the funniest when it's something that someone has actually said to me and all of those are things people have said. Subversion of heterosexism is FUCKING HILARIOUS.)

Also, there are 3 types of people in my life when I say this kind of thing: my friends of color who laugh their asses off,
friends who were born with disadvantages but eventually educated themselves past their community to see the truth
and then there's the other white people who tell me I'm being mean to Travis.