pull me by the ankles (show me what you mean)

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 11:11 am
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Ilya leaned back slightly, still close enough that that Shane could feel her breath as she spoke, warm and wet on the side of her cheek.

“Doesn’t it fucking kill you,” she said lowly, darkly. “We are best hockey players in the world – and fuck being best women’s players, we are best players in the world. And we are what – just stuck playing games that they do not see, that they will never take serious.”

Shane tried to reorient herself. She sighed. “Of course it does,” she said. “But it’s getting—”

“Better, yes, fucking whatever. You should be angry, like me.”

____

Shane and Ilya play in the National Women's Hockey League. Some things change, others don't.

Words: 13657, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

you're a good teacher

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 10:57 am
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“Do you want to kiss me?” Shane asked tentatively.

“Yes,” Ilya said, reaching so his arm was closer to where Shane was on the couch but not quite touching him. Shane felt breathless. Ilya’s eyes held his stare, “Do you want to kiss me, Hollander?”

“Yes,” Shane admitted. Ilya scooted closer to Shane on the couch until their knees were bumping. He put a hand on Shane’s cheek and–” It just might not be any good.”

Ilya stopped leaning in but kept his hand on Shane’s cheek, “And why do you say that?”

“I’ve only kissed girls, and I haven’t received any raved reviews. I was hoping maybe you would show me,” Shane said, wetting his lips with his tongue. Ilya followed the movement with a hungry stare.

“You need a teacher?” Ilya asks and Shane nods.

--------

Or, the one where Shane goes on Tinder, finds his teammate Ilya Rozanov and asks him for sex lessons.

Words: 1868, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Tactical pyjamas?

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 02:04 pm
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Posted by Mark Liberman

For the past couple of years, internet advertising has been promoting (increasingly unexpected) things to me as "tactical": tactical shorts, tactical pants, tactical belts, tactical gloves, tactical hoodies, … These are basically imitations of military garments (to be worn in action as opposed to on parade), and I guess if my internet profile were different, I'd see more ads for imitation military firearms, not just knives and sticks and flashlights. More recently, I've seen tactical ice scrapers and tactical scissors. And most recently (and absurdly?), tactical pajamas.

Wiktionary's entry for tactical gives four senses:

  1. Of or relating to tactics.
  2. Of or relating to military operations that are smaller or more local than strategic ones.
    tactical nuclear weapon
  3. Adroit, skilful or ingenious.
  4. (firearms) Having a military appearance, typically with accessories such as a bipod, adjustable stock, detachable magazine or black coloration.

The use in reference to clothing, tools, etc. is presumably a generalization of the process that led to sense (4).

For the word tactics, Wiktionary's entry is less helpful than the OED's sense (1), "The art or science of deploying military or naval forces in order of battle, and of performing warlike evolutions and manœuvres", with the etymology

plural of tactic, rendering modern Latin (17th cent.) tactica plural, Greek τὰ τακτικά, lit. ‘matters pertaining to arrangement’

which connects us to syntax  "The order and arrangement of words", from

συν- syn- prefix + τάξις taxis n., after συντάσσειν to put together in order.

[And let's not forget the distinction between syntaxis and parataxis…]

The business about "matters pertaining to arrangement" also underlies the OED's sense (3) for tactics

Linguistics. C. F. Hockett's term for the study of the relation and arrangement of linguistic units, esp. the study of the arrangement of morphemes.

And of course there's also phonotactics, which these days is probably used more often than morphotactics is.

But tactical pajamas have entirely escaped the orbit of Greek τάξις and τακτικά, I think, though their holsters link them figuratively to military operations.

 

Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle (1993/2016)

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 10:09 am
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This sequel to Maniac Mansion picks up the story five years later, when one of Dr. Fred's tentacle monster creations accidentally drinks toxic sludge that gives him super intelligence and an unquenchable thirst to take over the world. This brings Bernard (the nerdy kid from the first game) back to the mansion, this time with his college roommates Hoagie (a laid-back metalhead) and Laverne (an endearingly nutty medical student). Dr. Fred tries to send the trio back in time to prevent the catastrophe, but Hoagie ends up 200 years in the past with no electricity to power his time pod, and Laverne ends up 200 years in the future when tentacles reign and keep humans as their pets. As the player you control all three protagonists and guide them to ensure that the terrible, eponymous Day of the Tentacle never dawns.

nerdy kid with glasses stands in a hotel lobby with gum with a dime stuck in it highlighted

This was one of my favorite games as a kid, but I hadn't played it since the remastered re-release came out, ten years ago today. When I was looking into it I noticed that it happens to be the #1 rated DOS title on MobyGames. Is this actually the best DOS game of all time? Let us investigate!

Read more... )

Day of the Tentacle Remastered is available on various platforms for $14.99 USD, and on Steam it's currently on sale for $2.99 USD, so if you never got around to it, now's the time!

LEP 22.3.

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 03:47 pm
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I cannot with these fucking Youtube thinkpieces of "does the internet rot your brain" and "is your lack of local friendships making you a less functional person" and "are impersonal relationships the downfall of society"

I'm glad none of you have been as profoundly lonely as I have, I guess, but I'm pretty sure my online friendships were healthier than your IRL ones before the pandemic, and I was not privileged enough to just sit inside while the world ground to a halt around me.

Unhand Me, You Fiend.

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 01:21 pm
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By wordcount, The Goes Wrong Show is now my fifth most written fandom of all time, even discounting the fifty-plus Goes Wrong fills I wrote for the Three-Sentence Ficathon. This is an insane development; I started writing for this fandom two and a half months ago. Everything else in the top five is something I've been into for a decade or more.

I wonder what's made me fall so hard into writing for this fandom; slapstick stage plays are not my usual fandom fare! My best guess is that it's a combination of factors:

- There's enough Goes Wrong canon for me to get to know and care about the characters, but, at the same time, there is not enough Goes Wrong canon to satisfy me, so I'm uncontrollably driven to create more.

- In particular, there's very little Goes Wrong canon that shows the characters offstage! There's enough to get me interested in what happens offstage, and a couple of fascinatingly insane canonical details about the characters' personal lives (I am never going to be over the fact that Robert has canonically slept with both Chris and Dennis's mothers), but their offstage lives are left as a largely blank canvas that I can't resist painting on. There's a very obvious stretch of unexplored territory, and that sort of thing is always going to invite fanworks.

- Although this is a small fandom and my fics for it don't generally get a large readership, it's got enough life and passion in it to feel like I'm sharing with an enthusiastic small community, rather than dropping my work into a void. I've received a lot of really lovely comments, which have been very encouraging ♥

- I find Robert and Chris's voices very easy to get into. They're both middle-class, English and inclined towards slightly pretentious and/or old-fashioned phrasing, and, let's be honest, so am I.

- I'm very attracted to Robert Grove (as played by Henry Lewis), which is a fun novelty; it's pretty rare for me to find anyone seriously attractive. As a consequence, my writing about him has a refreshingly genuine horniness that I hadn't realised was lacking in a lot of my shipfic! It's very easy for me to write about Chris being attracted to Robert, and to believe wholeheartedly in that attraction, however unhappy Chris might be about it.

- Robert Grove is just a very fun character to write. I think a large part of it is as simple as that. He's loud, he's imposing, he's larger-than-life, he blithely causes problems for everyone, and everything he says or does is ridiculous. Plus he's straightforward in a way that proves extremely handy when writing shipfic; I've often had to struggle with characters who refuse to acknowledge their own feelings or dance endlessly around each other, so it's refreshing to write a character who will decide 'we should have sex' and then make that opinion very clear.

- It's been a long time since I last got heavily into a comedy fandom, and I'd forgotten how much fun it is to write comedy!

I'm so glad I was introduced to this stupid show. This is the best time I've had in a fandom in years.

Ring Around the Sun by Clifford D. Simak

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 08:48 am
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One determined man struggles to save humanity from the mutant scheme to avert doomsday.

Ring Around the Sun by Clifford D. Simak

Enjoying Things

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 03:00 am
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Well, it's been a week. ^^;;

I've been playing Final Fantasy VII for the first time in ages and really enjoying it. I'm playing the Switch version, with most of the 'cheats' enabled, which has basically made it into Story Mode, which is fine. I know eventually I'm going to get to endgame chocobo stuff and no cheats will save my arse... (also chocobo breeding/racing my beloved - Sephi can wait lol)

((seriously, if S-E could just make a chocobo breeding mobile game...))

Went down for the local-enough 30 Minutes Label Day/Contest yesterday and there was a really good turn-out. (Seven contest entries!) Winners were store-level only, compared to like, the worldwide gunpla contest, and the judging seemed to favor creativity over craftsmanship. (Which makes sense for 30ML, tbh.)

The store itself has rearranged with a big section for gunpla/bandai kits at the front, unlike the little corner the last couple times we were there. While we were there, an old guy was wandering around complaining loudly about how few 'real' model kits there were and how terrible color-separated snapfit stuff is. I was very tempted to confront him but his absolutely mortified wife was already trying to get him out of there.

Let~ People~ Enjoy~ Things~

That said, color-separated snapfit stuff is great and lowers the barrier for entry and can lead to a person attempting different types of models requiring different skills! Or they may be happy sticking with color-separated snapfit stuff and that's also great! (And either way, hobby shops stay in business! Double-great!)

Need to finish up my Redacted entry next.

March Was Deadlines! )

When not working on my Redacted project, I'm trying to get my desk cleared off and get things ready for the next Hobby Market, which is the 4th. Also need to get this month's mail sent out, which is 90% ready. And some very minor car repairs (and maybe schedule some more major)... Got my eye exam scheduled too because my right eye seems impressively fuzzy again. Blrgh.

Challenge 202: Celestial

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 02:29 pm
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Alias | Cobra Kai | Mako Mermaids | Star Trek: Starfleet Academy | Cobra Kai | Star Trek: Starfleet Academy
     

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let's rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 07:38 am
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Plans for today:

REST

spoil deadloch s2 for me

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 11:35 am
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In one (1)!! specific way — I suspect I already know the answer to this, because unlike most of fandom I did actually watch the season 1 that the Kates gave me and not the season 1 in my head, but new season new possibilities however extremely slight for disappointment!

Anyway, does s2 end with Cath and Dulcie still together y/n.

('Kimara can't you spoil that for yourself' not without seeing both shitty opinions on Cath and also spoilers for other things, so I don't wanna.)

Just one thing: 22 March 2026

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 06:34 am
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It's challenge time!

Comment with Just One Thing you've accomplished in the last 24 hours or so. It doesn't have to be a hard thing, or even a thing that you think is particularly awesome. Just a thing that you did.

Feel free to share more than one thing if you're feeling particularly accomplished!

Extra credit: find someone in the comments and give them props for what they achieved!

Nothing is too big, too small, too strange or too cryptic. And in case you'd rather do this in private, anonymous comments are screened. I will only unscreen if you ask me to.

Go!

weekend

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 06:23 pm
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Weekend was crazy busy, and I ended up with a spoons crash on Sunday midafternoon. Ended up skipping church.

It was a really good weekend, though.

Mind you, it's now quarter to ten and I'm not yet in bed.

Going now.

【Heated Rivalry|巅峰对决】养女儿

Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 08:26 am
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他们正在学习怎么当父亲。
小夜灯都看着呢ദ്ദി (⩌ᴗ⩌ )

Words: 1296, Chapters: 1/1, Language: 中文-普通话 國語

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