but i like to think at least i know things can't get any worse

Hey, so it turns out we're living in the future.

I mean, I'm pretty sure all my friends breathed a sigh of relief, thinking "she can't possibly find anything else to whine about Bryan when she's actually halfway across the country from him, literally."

But the internet has made MANY new things possible.

Or example, I can rest completely assured that he still does not want to get in touch with me in any way, shape, or form, no matter WHERE I am.