it's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[erika]

Is there a browsing addicts anonymous? I have 27 Firefox windows open. Sheesh. (Oh wait. 12 hours after I wrote that, I now have 30 open, says grouping tabs on windows taskbar. Epic Fail or Score?)

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Great customer service: my pharmacy actually figured out which drug I was out of and dispensed it to my boyfriend when he randomly showed up, despite the fact that I was feeling so out of it I didn't call them in advance or notify them in any way that I needed a refill. (And I have taken um... 7 or so different medications in the last 3 months? Something like that. So pretty impressive.)

Or wait. Maybe Chance rememb—no, he told me that he had no idea what they filled, I remember because I asked about the size of the bottle. (Effexor bottle = bigger than most others.)

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It's probably "wrong" or something that I think this questionable content strip would actually be an awesome birthday present.* Pintsize = hat so black it's encompassed within its Schwarzschild radius.

(Dude.
That was an awesome joke,
and it just came out! YAY.
Kudos for me.)

*I mean, obv., if you're going
to mass produce it, it would
have to be fake, like those
lottery tickets. Only way better.
It would suck if the person
wasn't quick enough
to avert war, tho.
Maybe present explodes in glitter
if successfully disarmed
OR if "bomb" goes off?

Man, this is my second great
commercial idea in like, 20 minutes.
(The other one was Vegan Survivor.)
Don't lie. You know it would be amazing.
Hahahaha.

When I think about it,
because half the vegans
I know are smokers,
it'd be even better
Some reason, the thought of emo detox fits?
Hilarious.

WATCH OUT, BUTTER.
I AM ON A ROLL.**

**note to self: icon this