fact, not fiction

[erika]

Someone told me 'you don't look bi!' on Thursday.

I'm still puzzled.

Am I literally supposed to be a unicorn?

'cause I thought that was a metaphor.

Comments

[sidheblessed]

I didn't realise us bisexuals had a particular look. Maybe we're meant to be bi-coloured? Or one half femme and the other half butch?

[ajnabieh]

I...what? I don't even know.

I think from now on you need to keep a unicorn horn in your bag for occasions like these.

[erika]

I do actually have a unicorn wallet.

[mighty_claw]

maybe we should wear badges to reduce the confusion.

[minou]

wtf?

[nowgoesquickly]

*facepalm*

[chiller]

Heeheehee! Perhaps you're supposed to wear flouncy dresses and docker boots, or femme frocks and sailor tattoos, or a manly suit and nailvarnish? I probably don't look "bi" either, but I am, in every possible sense of the word.

[erika]

I know! I don't really get it!

[softestbullet]

Oh god. I don't even wanna know what stereotypes they had in mind for that one.