i don't make the rules but i break them up

[erika]

Am currently contemplating going back in time and killing parents of whoever the fuck had the brilliant idea to invent alarms. Possibly I'll take it further and kill the parents of whoever invented the goddamn clock.

Death! Death to all who worship this infernal device! NO CAKE! NEVER CAKE. ONLY DEATH.

Yes, I still believe that everything I say is totally rational and reasonable, why do you ask?

Nota bene: Kids, a word from our sponsors:
They're telling me that murder is wrong.
(Unless that son of a bitch needed killing;
I believe this is also called
'The Texan Defense.')

ETA: it may also be called justifiable homicide
which you can totally get away with
(or so I hear)

however being as my work on my non-existent law degree
would be best described as
"negative progress
considering the whole record thing"

don't try this at home.

and if you do, don't quote me.