erika: He only drinks when he gets depressed.  Sometimes he gets depressed because he hasn't had a drink. (quotes: discworld: depressed? drink!)
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     Trying to explain to booty-call-dude that "come over so I can take a study break with your mouth" is not necessarily the most appealing of offers.

Me: obvsly i'm too old to believe sex is strictly quid pro quo but i'm also old enough to have met too many non-reciprocating selfish assholes so it's hard to tell 5:50 PM
BCD: To be fair, I made you cum twice... So I think we're currently even, lol. It's cool though. 5:55 PM


     I choose to explain myself the next day:

Me: my dogs are named ronon and teyla. someday i want to get kittens and name them mckay and sheppard 2:08 PM
Me: also i faked both those orgasms sorry! 2:31 PM


     He doesn't respond. I'm not sorry.

on Saturday, December 5th, 2015 11:02 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] worlds_of_smoke
-snorts- yeah, I wouldn't be sorry either.

on Sunday, December 6th, 2015 02:05 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] quirkytizzy
AHAHA BEAUTIFUL!!!

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