begins to vaporize

[erika]

I lost my pens through some weird black hole of nature
all of them except for a blue one.

and my one back up black one which I'm now afraid to touch.



This has upset me extremely. I tried talking to Alena about it and she got very bitchy and all "the new one is much better!" (youtube link, she did not actually SAY THAT)

But NO ONE around here sells the right kind (uniball vision EXACT, micro black).

I don't even have the money to order the right kind online.

This is how much of a loser I am. I had a panic attack over losing pens. Seriously, I swear to god I cannot think of a single place they could be I haven't looked.

[edited to add, or whatever.]

Comments

[ex-cirocco891.livejournal.com]

Waaait a minute. I just came back here to see what kind of pens I was supposed to pick up and noticed this line for the first time:

"I tried talking to Alena about it and she got very bitchy and all "the new one is much better!"

Did you seriously complain to Alena that you were having a spaz attack over having the wrong color pen and then label her understandably dismissive response as "very bitchy"? I don't think sane people are required to agree with you that this is a crisis. I think they're allowed to say you're being a nut!

[erika]

Oh, see, the thing is I was saying that I knew it was nutty, and she was like "why are you attached to an inanimate object in the first place?"

You've seen the IKEA commercial that Spike Jonze directed with the red lamp being left out in the rain and so forth? That's what I was making a reference to.

[ex-cirocco891.livejournal.com]

Oh, duh, I'm just completely culturally illiterate since my TiVo stopped working. I'm also the kind of person who laughs at the funniest joke in a movie and doesn't understand why no one else is even chuckling. Later, over drinks, someone will ask, "Kim, why did you laugh at that stupid joke that everyone has seen in the previews five thousand times?" I live in a cave, that's why!